{"id":341,"date":"2009-05-29T21:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movaxion.com\/christelle\/pute-a-frange-bitch-with-a-fringe\/"},"modified":"2024-12-10T09:59:44","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T14:59:44","slug":"pute-a-frange-bitch-with-a-fringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/2009\/05\/pute-a-frange-bitch-with-a-fringe.html","title":{"rendered":"Pute \u00e0 frange &#8211; Bitch with a fringe"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-frange2.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-frange2.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Pourquoi ? Je ne sais pas&#8230; par go\u00fbt du changement, parce que mes cheveux avaient pouss\u00e9s, parce que, parce que, j&rsquo;sais pas : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 qui arrive&#8230; Je me suis coup\u00e9e une frange. Parce que j&rsquo;avais oubli\u00e9 que j&rsquo;ai pas un front\/ une t\u00eate \u00e0 frange (mon front est ridiculement petit) et que je n&rsquo;aime pas (en fait) avoir de cheveux au-dessus de mes yeux&#8230;<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shock.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shock.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/p>\n<div>Je pense que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait une belle connerie&#8230; Enfin, \u00e7a repousse&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-frange1.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-frange1.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<br \/>Surtout que je me moquais de ma m\u00e8re qui avait oubli\u00e9 de me couper une petite m\u00e8che de cheveux lors de mon retour \u00e0 Paris&#8230; Mais d\u00e9sormais, c&rsquo;est par pallier que mes cheveux vont repousser&#8230; J&rsquo;ai voulu me la jouer self-made-woman-besoin-de-personne-sans-ma-Harley-Davidson, mais je me suis bien <strike>fourr\u00e9e<\/strike> fourvoy\u00e9e&#8230;<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe2.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe2.jpg\"><\/noscript>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<br \/>Mais je ne suis pas que \u00ab\u00a0victime\u00a0\u00bb de la mode. J&rsquo;ai aussi du bonheur.<br \/>Je m&rsquo;explique : ce n&rsquo;est pas mon premier \u00ab\u00a0crush\u00a0\u00bb pour des chaussures&#8230; mais l\u00e0, je vous avoue, je suis pass\u00e9e \u00e0 la coche au-dessus&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe1.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe1.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe3.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe3.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe3.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe4.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-shoe4.jpg\"><\/noscript><\/p>\n<div>OUI ! Vous devinez bien ! Je me suis achet\u00e9es ma premi\u00e8re paire d&rsquo;escarpins de meuf. Je vous glisse des front view, des side view et des top view&#8230; piiouuuu.<\/div>\n<div>Moi, avec des talons ! DES TALONS ! Putain, avouez, vous n&rsquo;y croyez pas. Je l\u00e2che un temps mes ballerines et mes Converses !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Elles sont trop belles (walala! la v\u00e9rrrrit\u00e9 !)&#8230; Elle me faisaient de l&rsquo;oeil depuis telleeeement longtemps&#8230; J&rsquo;ai fini par craquer. Trop dur d&rsquo;\u00eatre une meuf. J&rsquo;ai tap\u00e9 dans la qualit\u00e9 pour \u00e9viter que mes pieds bossus ne soient trop meurtris. Enfin, quand je dis qualit\u00e9, ne pensez pas \u00ab\u00a0Jimmy Choo\u00a0\u00bb ou \u00ab\u00a0Louboutin\u00a0\u00bb&#8230; Nan, nan! D\u00e9conne pas, c&rsquo;est du Aldo &#8212; un Andr\u00e9 Nord Am\u00e9ricain, quoi. Mais classy cheezy quand m\u00eame. Ahlala, j&rsquo;en reviens toujours pas, une semaine apr\u00e8s&#8230; Je me mute en girl, en woman m\u00eame. C&rsquo;est malade.<\/div>\n<div>Bon, bon, je sens qu&rsquo;il faut que j&rsquo;arr\u00eate l\u00e0, au risque de passer pour une fille trop futile&#8230;. umh-umh.<\/div>\n<div>\n<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-balance.jpg\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/flabbergasting-balance.jpg\"><\/noscript>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Et le r\u00e9sultat : TA-DAAA. De l&rsquo;\u00e9quilibrisme un peu. Bref.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Allez, je vous laisse avec mes dessins r\u00e9alis\u00e9s pendant les heures \u00ab\u00a0je me pogne le cul en agence et je me gratte les nibous\u00a0\u00bb et en musique&#8230; de circonstance (\u00e7a fait longtemps ! Big up \u00e0 mes petits cousins de 14 ans qui m&rsquo;avaient fait d\u00e9couvrir cette perle de la chanson fran\u00e7aise)<\/p>\n<p>:: besitos<br \/>Bon week-end !<\/p>\n<div>\n<br \/><span>Discover <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deezer.com\/track\/791516\">Fatal Bazooka feat. Yelle<\/a>!<\/span>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pourquoi ? Je ne sais pas&#8230; par go\u00fbt du changement, parce que mes cheveux avaient pouss\u00e9s, parce que, parce que, j&rsquo;sais pas : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 qui arrive&#8230; Je me suis coup\u00e9e une frange. Parce que j&rsquo;avais oubli\u00e9 que j&rsquo;ai pas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[830,820,819,828,823,829,831,818,825,824,827,826,821,822],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inspirations","tag-aldo","tag-andre","tag-ballerines","tag-chaussures","tag-converse","tag-escarpins","tag-flats","tag-flequillo","tag-frange","tag-fringe","tag-jimmy-choo","tag-louboutin","tag-shoes","tag-talons"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17320,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/17320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}