{"id":357,"date":"2009-02-05T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movaxion.com\/christelle\/criss-anatomy\/"},"modified":"2013-07-09T23:03:41","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T03:03:41","slug":"criss-anatomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/2009\/02\/criss-anatomy.html","title":{"rendered":"Cris&rsquo;s Anatomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP\/\/\/wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=\" data-lazy-type=\"image\" data-src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/malade.jpg\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-content\/uploads\/albums\/n123\/christelle_264\/malade.jpg\" \/><\/noscript><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u00c7a pue du cul ! Je suis (encore) malade ! Je \u00ab\u00a0s\u00e8che\u00a0\u00bb le boulot aujourd&rsquo;hui mais j&rsquo;ai le droit parce que mes anticorps refusent de coop\u00e9rer et que mes globules blancs sont en nombre insuffisant pour me prot\u00e9ger (ils tous att\u00e9ri dans le corps de mon jumeau&#8230; allez savoir pourquoi, il y a toujours des in\u00e9galit\u00e9s dans les familles).<\/p>\n<p>Ce que le dessin ne dit pas, c&rsquo;est que le caca d&rsquo;Henri le chat parfume en ce moment tout l&rsquo;appartement et JE LE SENS MALGR\u00c9 MON NEZ BOUCH\u00c9 !<br \/>\nEt puis, comme vous avez vu, je mets cette journ\u00e9e-chaussette \u00e0 profit puisque j&rsquo;ai retouch\u00e9 le \u00ab\u00a0html style\u00a0\u00bb de mon blog et pour ceux qui ont <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">la chance<\/span> le bonheur de naviguer sur Firefox, voyez ce que je vous ai r\u00e9serv\u00e9 comme surprise&#8230; pr\u00e8s de l&rsquo;adresse de mon blog (dans la barre d&rsquo;adresse en fait), oh, oh, mais, mais&#8230; qu&rsquo;est-ce qui s&rsquo;affiche-l\u00e0 en tout petit 16px X 16px ???<br \/>\nIs it a bird ? Is it a plane ? No, it&rsquo;s a BURGERRR ! ooooohhh !!! Je deviens vraiment une geek, c&rsquo;est fou! Bon bah moi je vais me mater un film en continuant \u00e0 disperser mon mucus de nez un peu partout !<\/p>\n<p>Bisous humides.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7a pue du cul ! Je suis (encore) malade ! Je \u00ab\u00a0s\u00e8che\u00a0\u00bb le boulot aujourd&rsquo;hui mais j&rsquo;ai le droit parce que mes anticorps refusent de coop\u00e9rer et que mes globules blancs sont en nombre insuffisant pour me prot\u00e9ger (ils tous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[973,968],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inspirations","tag-blog","tag-illustration"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/utopsie.com\/work\/christelleisflabbergasting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}